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Put things back where they do not belong.
Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation.
Scrawl your signature on important documents.
Chew ice cubes.
Dance in the bathroom at work.
Trim your nose hairs.
Push the panic button every other day.
Take the screens off your windows.
Remind her that she’s pretty.
Wear a suit to work on Friday.
Change your mind.
Expectorate on the sidewalk.
Take cheap shots.
Take forever to find your word in Scrabble.
Flex your pecs in public.
High-five your boss.
Sit in the exit row without reading the safety card.
Hand out your business cards at weddings.
Raise your voice.
Forget the punch line but don't let that stop you from telling jokes.
Always have an ulterior motive.
Remember that everything was better years ago.
Let your blind date know he/she isn't up to what you were told.
Blame the victim.
Put your initials in wet concrete.
Open the door without looking through the peep hole.
Wear large hats in the movie theater.
Order extra cheese.
Make the same mistake twice.
Drive West.