Why is it that when you're eleven years old, the thought of 'piano lessons' makes every budding hair follicle in a young male's body stand up in unison and scream out in unkempt anguish to acres of antsy testosterone... petrified about the impending persecution of all that is manly inside his 4 foot, 100lb frame....?
Rough, stubbled, future five-o'clock-shadows in gripping fear of infinite, effeminate curtsies in pink shirts and plaid bowties... Something about an hour on the bench with Mrs.Wyman in her dingy first-floor family room never ceases to whip said 11 year old boy into a whirling frenzy, scurrying with all his might to find some excuse.... ANY excuse, to refrain from refrains, and abstain from "C minors" and tippy-tippy tippy-tippy tee tee tahs... "I am man. Me eat meat. Me play football. Me fight lion.".... So goes the male adolescent mind... the puberic (is that a word?) thought process....
The hot girl in 5th grade doesn’t want the dude who can play a mean Moonlight Sonata... she wants the dude who can boot the big, red, rubber ball over Bobby's head in left field during kickball at recess... or the brotha with the fastest shuttle run time....
So, while myself and flocks of like-minded young men continue our endless search for Professional Kickball Leagues in which we can showcase our accrued ball-kicking talent... the nerd from the back row...in Mrs. Johnson’s class... yeah, that dude...
He's hummin' his baby grand right now... spittin' out Mozart and B'tove...Bach.... and sh*t is sounding nice... NICE.... And he's doing something with his hands that we'll never be able to do with our feet.... and THAT is poetic justice... or, pianic justice.
Anyone know a good piano teacher?
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
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Don't worry.. you can still impress girls with your swiftness and quickness through football :)
actually, it's 'pubescent'...
you're welcome, sharkie ;-)
sharkie....?
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